There’s no such thing as the Dog Poo Fairy

It seems that there is someone at the club that believes the Dog Poo Fairy will come along and clear up their bagged dog poo.

It has been reported that a bag of poo has been left alongside the bench near the flag pole. It may be a genuine mistake, but we would appreciate whoever it is to return and remove it.

As everyone knows, we don’t have any form of rubbish collection, and the only way it will be removed is if someone takes it away.